i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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