Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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