So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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