Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
try to milk me bitch
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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