that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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