I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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