I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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