Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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