She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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