Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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