C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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