She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
why is half of my head shaved?
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