It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
