I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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