somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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