The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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