Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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