I am puke
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Enjoy the penises
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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