do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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