she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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