nut hugger
wanna go halves on a baby?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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