I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Someone came in the potted fern
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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