he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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