I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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