Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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