I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you win again, gameday.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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