If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Sober January is a disaster.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Randomize
