): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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