I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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