What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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