...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
