There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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