their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
