I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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