They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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