so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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