All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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