I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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