If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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