their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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