Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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