have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
