Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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