At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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