He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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