i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Randomize
