Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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