At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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