Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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