Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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