There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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