Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Randomize
