This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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