somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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